We Who Are About to Rock Salute You

You all know the feeling--the indescribable sense that you were not born or meant for this world, that your world is a world of mighty rock gods and goddesses, belting solos to shake the very rafters of Valhalla and drinking deep from the cup of rock victory.

Well, your time in this dull worldly realm is nearly at an end. This Wednesday you are invited to transcend to a higher plane of rock and shake loose the shackles of mediocrity at the Guitar Hero Tournament being held in the Pause from 8-11 PM. Raise high your goblet of rock and compete for a chance to win fabulous prizes such as a $100 or $50 Target gift card. Even noncompetitors ("mortals") are welcome to rockupy their time watching, waiting for that one perfect facemelter everyone has inside them somewhere, or at least for someone to five-star that Dragonforce song on Expert. No prior sign-up is required.

Once again, that's Wednesday, January 9th, from 8-11 PM in the Pause. Carpe rockem, and we'll see you on Wednesday.